welcome to the autumn edition of special solutions unlimited, your favourite disencorporate magical entity.
this new season brings, in no particular order:
CHAOS INCARNATE, the continuing adventures of our leading human educator, Flow.
Flow is engaged in a vital gaian debug, and you can access the source code at the left bank art gallery, march 14th 2008. Flow's work will also feature on the Living Channel, and the DVD 'Church of Chaos - Educating God' has been released. Expect increased fulfilment with your relationship with our Star Pupil.
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WE ARE RECRUITING - Where are all the chaos adepts? is it time for a party?
that's all for today. as ever the past lies here
this edition: 25th feb 2008